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hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

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lolainslackss:

candyleaves:

The bride surnamed Li cut her wrists and tried to commit suicide after her boyfriend broke up with her just before the marriage.

this breaks my heart over and over again every time I see it on my dash

(Source: ouch)

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1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

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m-ignon:

bleue-elephant:

coco-nutkids:

waqqs:

frid4yiminlove:

curios1ty:

prinqle-s:

taco-b3ll:

cumkw4t:

I. Fucking. LOVE. This.

a picture is worth a thousand words

in this case t’s 10,000.

I love this picture so much ugh sorry for reblogging it all the time

“She can paint a lovely pictureBut this story has a twistHer paint brush is a razorAnd her canvas is her wrist.”

omg the quote it’s too perf but sad at the same time

omg i adore this it means so much

~ •☮❂☯ FOR MORE LIKE THIS FOLLOW MY TROPICAL BLOG HTTP://BLEUE-ELEPHANT.TUMBLR.COM/ ☯•☮❂ ~


Perfect

m-ignon:

bleue-elephant:

coco-nutkids:

waqqs:

frid4yiminlove:

curios1ty:

prinqle-s:

taco-b3ll:

cumkw4t:

I. Fucking. LOVE. This.

a picture is worth a thousand words

in this case t’s 10,000.

I love this picture so much ugh sorry for reblogging it all the time

“She can paint a lovely picture
But this story has a twist
Her paint brush is a razor
And her canvas is her wrist.”

omg the quote it’s too perf but sad at the same time

omg i adore this it means so much

~ •☮❂☯ FOR MORE LIKE THIS FOLLOW MY TROPICAL BLOG HTTP://BLEUE-ELEPHANT.TUMBLR.COM/ ☯•☮❂ ~

Perfect

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pepperbots:

flockofflamingos:

digitonicelectronic:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

OH

MY

GOD

This is perfect.

Isn’t music just grand

IT’S BACK

Just in case you didn’t see this the first time around.

(Source: marchingjaybird)

Posted 3 weeks ago